MISSION 2020
STATUTORY WARNING: This is my first blog in tanglish. So kindly bear the spelling mistakes :D
The fact that I completed my B.Tech degree in the same alma mater as that of our first citizen doesn’t make this post relevant to my professional career. Naan endha company la kupai kothi na ongalu enna :D
Idhu oru muzhu nila nagaichuvai blog .This mission 2020 is relevant to our Tamil Nadu politics (Dynasty or die-nasty politics). It’s a common adage that “U got to dream well to succeed in life”. Adha nambi naanum kanavu kanden. The excessive reporting of the attack on a publishing house had its own effects in my dream.
My dream was about “Indian politics during 2020”.
Disclaimer: The following characters are fictional. Any resemblance with real life is purely coincidental ( Ippadi oru bit a potha namba ooru la escape ayidhu lam )
Story starts now:
APRIL 2020:
The chief minister of Tamil Nadu, Mr.M.Karunaniddhi is running a coalition government. (That’s the only available option of forming a government now. Majority concept lam eppoyo pochu :D)
The allies of the ruling coalition wanted to make our grand old man happy . So, they decided to conduct a function. They couldn’t find a reason. At last , they unanimously agreed to celebrate his 75 years of walking @ marina beach (Enna Kudhuma saravanan idhu :P)
After this announcement, the Leader of AIADMK (All India Adi Danathuku Muneradha Kazhagam) retorted by stating that he has walked only for 62 years ( Namba oorula , summa ve fact illama press conference kudhukalam )
The functions venue is yet to be decided. (The last major function took place at island grounds) Now, our politicians are searching for archipelago grounds
(Group of islands na sama range la ;) )
Since there are no islands near Chennai, our wise politicians decided to rechristen our marina beach as “Kaliangar’s archipelago". ( Mysore bonda la Mysore iruka ??? Adhe madri daan idhu. Beach a archipelago aaki yachu :D )
Now that the location s fixed, the next major issue s about television rights. The top contenders being
CNN IBN - Courtesy: Rajdeep Sardesai & congress government @ the center. A rare word s used by the channel to refer to our grand old man of TN. Nonagenarian :D (INCREDIBLE INDIA ;) . Only here, politicians don't have retirement )
Ps: I have just heard about octogenarian. Our grand old man has outlived that & this has resulted in usage of this connotation.
RISING SONS: Funded by Dayalu amma (Wife of our Nonagenerian), this television channel has a single motto – To praise about the governance of Danathuku Muneradha Kazhagam (DMK).
Ps2: (Hello… Idhu game illa :P) carefully observe the name. It is named as rising sons (MKS & MKA).Also , the party’s symbol has been changed to display the pictures of 2 sons instead of rising sun (SUN TV mella kolai veri pola ;) )
OTHERS: It includes channels like sun, jaya and a number of other media houses, which are against the DIE - NASTY POLITICS (sorry. spelling mistake. Dynasty politics)
Ps3: What can I do?? Unmai varadhu. Dynasty politics nu solranga. At last, central & state governments are damaged. Irrespective of the reality, our nonagenarian has a different opinion
Obviously, the first 2 channels are the top contenders. So, Tamil Nadu television rights is awarded to rising sons & the national rights to IBN (courtesy: ITALIAN lady)
Finally, the list of the dignitaries to be invited
Sonia Gandhi, PM of INDIA (At last, aavanga PM post accept panithanga)
Rahul Gandhi, CM of DELHI (Enna dan Gandhi kadhai sonalum, UP la parupu vegala :P So, namba thalai , decent a delhi ku vandhu tharu )
The list goes on……………………………………………… (On & on like Amaron) and ends with
MANI, beach sundal boy :D
Everything is arranged. The Function is scheduled to take place on May 10, 2020.
MAY 10, 2020:
Everybody is eagerly waiting for walking ceremony of our nonagenarian. The walking distance is approximately a meter.
Ps4: Pinna, 90 years la 90 km a nadhaka mudhiyum ;)
The security was tightened and all roads leading to archipelago were blocked (2020 annalum, namba police bandobast marave illai!!!! )
The ceremony started at 6 am. To the left of our nonagenarian was MKS, who was holding his father. Unexpectedly, Rahul Gandhi was supporting our kalaingar from right side.This infuriated our thalai MKA. The function went off smoothly.
The photo of our CM with MKA & Rahul was captured by Rising Sons daily (chief editor: KaniMozhi) and was published in first page .This added insult to our injured MKA. He decided to take revenge & his followers ransacked the office of Rising Sons daily. This time, the employees of the daily were smart & bunked the office :D
Ps5: He He He. Indha tharava Azhagiri ku bulb :P
Indha theravai yum, RAM, editor of THE MUSLIM, has condemned the attack on d media house.
Ps6: Why didn’t our thalai release press statements during the various previous attacks on media?
As usual, no police enquiry took place & FIR wasn’t failed.
MAY 20, 2020
When a citizen was asked to comment about the attacked, he gave a stunning reply: “Rising Sons daily office a attack pananagla?? “
Ps7: The public memory is short lived
THE END
MORAL OF THE STORY: 2007 or 2020, the story line s not going to change :)
